<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Chris Carvache</title>
	<atom:link href="http://chriscarvache.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://chriscarvache.com</link>
	<description>No Need for a Slogan</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:04:48 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	
		<item>
		<title>Using Session Variables and Domain Aliases to Change the WordPress URL</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/using-session-variables-and-domain-aliases-to-change-the-wordpress-url/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/using-session-variables-and-domain-aliases-to-change-the-wordpress-url/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 01:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[PHP Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Design & Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[php]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[session variables]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wp-config.php]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright, so I ran into an interesting situation the other day.  Here's the scenario... A client of mine needed a website redesign that basically combined two sites into one.  She had two almost IDENTICAL sites that only differed slightly.  Aside from a couple of different pages and some price changes on the courses she offered, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright, so I ran into an interesting situation the other day.  Here's the scenario... A client of mine needed a website redesign that basically combined two sites into one.  She had two almost IDENTICAL sites that only differed slightly.  Aside from a couple of different pages and some price changes on the courses she offered, the sites were the same.  No need for two sites now is there?  Of course not!  The tricky part was that each site had a different URL.  If a user entered the site from <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>www.mysiteA.com</strong></span> they'd see one thing.  If they entered the site from <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>www.mysiteB.com</strong></span> they'd see another thing.  The challenge was getting WordPress to rewrite the URLs based on the aforementioned criteria.  After thinking about this and bugging <a title="SKC" href="http://scottkclark.com/" target="_blank">SKC</a>, here's what I came up with...<br />
<span id="more-325"></span></p>
<h2>Step 1: Editing the wp.config file</h2>
<p>All that needs to happen here is that this code goes into the top of the <strong>wp-config.php</strong> file.  Obviously you'll have to replace the <strong>mysiteA.com</strong>, <strong>mysiteB.com</strong> and session variables with values of you choice but that's still pretty simple.  Let's check it out.</p>
<pre class="brush: php">
session_start();
$url_host = $_SERVER[&#039;HTTP_HOST&#039;];
if (!isset($_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;]))
if ($url_host == &#039;mysiteA.com&#039; || $url_host == &#039;www.mysiteA.com&#039;) {
$_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;] = &#039;Site A&#039;;
define(&#039;WP_SITEURL&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteA.com&#039;);
define(&#039;WP_HOME&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteA.com&#039;);
} else {
$_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;] = &#039;Site B&#039;;
define(&#039;WP_SITEURL&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteB.com&#039;);
define(&#039;WP_HOME&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteB.com&#039;);
}
else {
if ($url_host == &#039;mysiteA.com&#039; || $url_host == &#039;www.mysiteA.com&#039;){
$_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;] = &#039;Site A&#039;;
define(&#039;WP_SITEURL&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteA.com&#039;);
define(&#039;WP_HOME&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteA.com&#039;);
} else {
$_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;] = &#039;Site B&#039;;
define(&#039;WP_SITEURL&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteB.com&#039;);
define(&#039;WP_HOME&#039;, &#039;http://mysiteB.com&#039;);
}
}
</pre>
<h2>Step 2: Conditionally Controlling Presentation / Functionality</h2>
<p>In almost every situation, my code looked something like the code below  to conditionally control what was being display.</p>
<pre class="brush: php">

if ($_SESSION[&#039;domainReferrer&#039;]==&#039;Site A&#039;) {
// Put Site A Logic Here
} else {
// Put Site B Logic Here
}
</pre>
<h2>Step 3: Configuring Your Server's Virtual Hosts</h2>
<p>This part is going to be different for everyone but basically the idea is to have a main <strong>mysiteA.com</strong> as the virtual host that has <strong>PHYSICAL</strong> hosting on your server and then to map <strong>mysiteB.com</strong> as a domain alias of <strong>mysiteA.com</strong>.  The good thing though is that it doesn't matter which site (either mysiteA.com or mysiteB.com) has the physical hosting and which is the domain alias.  This is because they are pretty much the same thing.</p>
<p>Well, that's about it!!!  I hope this little hack comes in useful for someone!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/using-session-variables-and-domain-aliases-to-change-the-wordpress-url/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Automatic WordPress Updates with SVN</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/320/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/320/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[svn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=320</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just saw this article and wanted to let people know about it. Anything in my opinion that saves time is a winner! http://simpledream.net/2010/10/19/wordpress-auto-updates-svn/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just saw this article and wanted to let people know about it.</p>
<p>Anything in my opinion that saves time is a winner!</p>
<p><a href="http://simpledream.net/2010/10/19/wordpress-auto-updates-svn/">http://simpledream.net/2010/10/19/wordpress-auto-updates-svn/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/320/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Yoast WordPress SEO Plugin and Thematic Integration</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/yoast-wordpress-seo-plugin-and-thematic-integration/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/yoast-wordpress-seo-plugin-and-thematic-integration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Plugins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[integration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress plugins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yoast Wordpress SEO Plugin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the pleasure of installing the Yoast WordPress SEO plugin.  Its fully featured and absolutely epic.  However, being that I use Thematic on every installation of WordPress, I noticed that the plugin didn't rewrite my titles!  This was very disappointing and I considered moving back to my old SEO plugin.  After digging and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently had the pleasure of installing the Yoast WordPress SEO plugin.  Its fully featured and absolutely epic.  However, being that I use Thematic on every installation of WordPress, I noticed that the plugin didn't rewrite my titles!  This was very disappointing and I considered moving back to my old SEO plugin.  After digging and digging, I found out how to integrate the two!!</p>
<p><span id="more-317"></span></p>
<h2>The Solution</h2>
<p>All you need to do is add a couple of lines of code to you Thematic child theme's functions.php file.  After that, it all works perfectly!!  Here's the code:</p>
<p>
<pre class="brush: php">
 function test_doctitle() {
 return wp_title(&#039;&#039;, 0);
 }
 add_filter(&#039;thematic_doctitle&#039;,&#039;test_doctitle&#039;);
 </pre>
</p>
<p>That's it!  Now the plugin will properly rewrite titles.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/yoast-wordpress-seo-plugin-and-thematic-integration/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>PODS Code Generator Plugin</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/pods-code-generator-plugin/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/pods-code-generator-plugin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[PHP Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PODS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Plugins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[php development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pods cms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress plugins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided a couple of months ago to create a plugin that would integrate with the Pods plugin and generate code.  I found myself doing the same thing over and over and over so, naturally I'll let the computer do all the work.  I'm rounding the corner to a simple alpha version of the plugin.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I decided a couple of months ago to create a plugin that would integrate with the <a href="http://podscms.org" target="_blank">Pods plugin</a> and generate code.  I found myself doing the same thing over and over and over so, naturally I'll let the computer do all the work.  I'm rounding the corner to a simple alpha version of the plugin.  I'd like to see what everyone will think about this and what kind of features should be included in this.  Right now I'm winging it and just adding features as necessary.  Overall though, something like this will save people lots of time.</p>
<p>Check out the <a href="http://chriscarvache.com/my-work/pods-c-gen/">Pods C-Gen</a> page.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/pods-code-generator-plugin/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Thematic CMS Starter Theme v1.1</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-1/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 16:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PHP Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Portfolio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Design & Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Themes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[php development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[themes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I've just finished the last touches on my Thematic CMS Starter Theme.   Doing so also required that I change around the page structure of this site slightly.  Now the child theme will have its own page instead of just a blog article. Download a copy and check it out!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've just finished the last touches on my <a href="http://chriscarvache.com/my-work/thematic-cms-starter-theme/">Thematic CMS Starter Theme</a>.   Doing so also required that I change around the page structure of this site slightly.  Now the child theme will have its own page instead of just a blog article.</p>
<p>Download a copy and check it out!</p>
<a href="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/plugins/download-monitor/download.php?id=2"><img class="alignleft size-full" src="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/uploads/1284940480_Box_download1.png" alt="Thematic CMS Starter Theme" /></a><br /><strong><a href="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/plugins/download-monitor/download.php?id=2">Download Thematic CMS Starter Theme v1.2</a></strong><br /><br /><br />
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-1/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Prevent WordPress from Changing Your Code</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/prevent-wordpress-from-changing-your-code/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/prevent-wordpress-from-changing-your-code/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 04:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Plugins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advanced features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress plugins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WordPress has a REALLY annoying habit of altering the code on posts and pages.  It adds P tags, it removes P tags.  It will remove div's with no content in it.  Just basically terrible things happening all the time.  Thankfully there is FINALLY a way to get WordPress from 'cleaning-up' our code. The Plugin Xhanch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WordPress has a REALLY annoying habit of altering the code on posts and pages.  It adds P tags, it removes P tags.  It will remove div's with no content in it.  Just basically terrible things happening all the time.  Thankfully there is FINALLY a way to get WordPress from 'cleaning-up' our code.</p>
<p><span id="more-305"></span></p>
<h2>The Plugin</h2>
<p><a href="http://xhanch.com/wordpress-plugin-my-advanced-settings/" target="_blank">Xhanch My Advanced Settings</a> is the answer.  Go download it and see why its so important.  The features included are simple.</p>
<ol>
<li>Disabling auto p tags on post/page</li>
<li>Disabling auto p tags on comments</li>
<li><strong>Disabling content texturize</strong> - This prevents WordPress from altering your code.</li>
<li>Disable post/page revision logging</li>
<li>Enable shortcode on text widgets</li>
</ol>
<p>Pretty basic stuff but super important.  I wonder if such setting would eventually get integrated into the core.  As these are options that already exist within WordPress why not just have them readily available?  We'll see what happens along the way.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/prevent-wordpress-from-changing-your-code/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>New Twitter Interface (and what&#8217;s to come)</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/twitter/new-twitter-interface-and-whats-to-come/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/twitter/new-twitter-interface-and-whats-to-come/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 23:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like the new Twitter interface change.  Its sleek and sexy and uses AJAX in all the right places.  I must admit too I felt a little dumb until now navigating around Twitter.  It just wasn't easy to use.  I mean it made sense but it wasn't intuitive.  The new interface changes all of that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the new Twitter interface change.  Its sleek and sexy and uses AJAX in all the right places.  I must admit too I felt a little dumb until now navigating around Twitter.  It just wasn't easy to use.  I mean it made sense but it wasn't intuitive.  The new interface changes all of that and makes me feel like I can do more and see more in less time.  Let's see what they've done.</p>
<p><span id="more-294"></span></p>
<h2>The Twitter Trailer</h2>
<p>
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="540" height="331" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rIpD7hfffQo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="540" height="331" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rIpD7hfffQo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
</p>
<p>Okay so you've probably seen this before.  Real cutesy and stuff but why does this look like and SOUND like an ad that for some Apple based product.  Just like the whole Web 2.0 thing has been done over and over again, so has this.  Time to move forward people.  Anyhow - end of rant...</p>
<h2>The features</h2>
<p>If you haven't played with the new Twitter stop reading this and go do it!  Now!!  If its not available in your area yet, I'm sorry.  Here's a peek at what you have to look forward to:</p>
<p><strong>1. Utility bar at the top of the screen -</strong> here you will find all your @mentions, retweets, searches, and lists just above your timeline.  Great idea!  Way to use screen real estate more efficiently.</p>
<p><strong>2. Embedded media</strong> - This is great.  I always hated clicking on those shortened links and getting taken away from what I was doing.  I'm sure the Twitter senior management will be thrilled with how this feature will increase the amount of time people will stay on the site.</p>
<p><strong>3. AJAX Direct Messages -</strong> They took a page out of the Facebook text with this.  Who care's though.  It works better and let's you immediately refocus on what you are doing after you send the message.</p>
<p><strong>4. Mini Profiles -</strong> They give you just the important stuff now.  Good stuff.</p>
<p><strong>5. Related Content -</strong> The details pane that sides out is great.  Watch what happens now and where you end up.</p>
<h2>What's Next?</h2>
<p>What I'm REALLY wondering now is how meta applications like HootSuite and Seesmic Desktop 2 are going to handle this.  Honestly, just based on release dates I bet HootSuite is going to take an aggressive move but incorporating some of these features into its application.  Seesmic almost looses by default.  I think their release date was only last month and unfortunately only just caught up with HootSuite.  Let's keep our ears and eyes perked for what's on the horizon.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/twitter/new-twitter-interface-and-whats-to-come/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Thematic CMS Starter Theme v1.0</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-0/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 00:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[PHP Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Portfolio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Design & Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Themes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thematic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thematic child theme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[themes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress themes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At work we use WordPress on 95% of our projects.  And since we've discovered Thematic, we've used that theme on 100% of all our WordPress projects.  When we use WordPress we use it as CMS engine.  That being the case we need to use Thematic in the same fashion.  We found ourselves doing the same [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Web Design CT" href="http://northeastwebdesign.com" target="_blank">At work</a> we use WordPress on 95% of our projects.  And since we've discovered <a href="http://themeshaper.com/" target="_blank">Thematic</a>, we've used that theme on 100% of all our WordPress projects.  When we use WordPress we use it as CMS engine.  That being the case we need to use Thematic in the same fashion.  We found ourselves doing the same thing over and over and over again so this weekend I decided to put that initial 10-20 minutes of setting up our clients child theme into a skeleton theme.  Check it out!  Hopefully this will save you some time too!</p>
<p><span id="more-286"></span></p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>So why is this even worth downloading?  Well lets take a look at what is included...</p>
<ul>
<li>Predefined directory structure</li>
<li>Separated CSS styles (suckerfish styles)</li>
<li>Default.css style included in default style.css file</li>
<li>functions.php heavily commented and ready for code customization</li>
<li>&lt;head&gt; tag action for inserting code</li>
<li>"Hero Area" for inserting some sort of featured content</li>
<li>Custom header that is required for most CMS style sites</li>
<li>Homepage Page template</li>
</ul>
<p>Now... Download the file and take a look...</p>
<a href="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/plugins/download-monitor/download.php?id=1"><img class="alignleft size-full" src="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/uploads/1284940480_Box_download.png" alt="Thematic CMS Starter Theme" /></a><br /><strong><a href="http://chriscarvache.com/wp-content/plugins/download-monitor/download.php?id=1">Download Thematic CMS Starter Theme v1.0</a></strong><br /><br /><br />
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/web-design-development/thematic-cms-starter-theme-v1-0/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>HelloTXT Mod</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/hellotxt-mod/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/hellotxt-mod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 03:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[PHP Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress Plugins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[php development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wordpress plugins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=282</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I've decided to work on creating a cool plugin for HelloTXT.  The original one barely functioned so, I made a bunch of modifications to it and am planning a feature release.  Check out the plugin's homepage built on the awesome and slick Acamas theme.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've decided to work on creating a cool plugin for HelloTXT.  The original one barely functioned so, I made a bunch of modifications to it and am planning a feature release.  Check out the <a href="http://hellotxtmod.chriscarvache.com/" target="_blank">plugin's homepage</a> built on the awesome and slick <a href="http://themeshaper.com/acamas-theme-clarity-elegance-power/" target="_blank">Acamas</a> theme.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/wordpress/hellotxt-mod/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>My thoughts on Popsicles</title>
		<link>http://chriscarvache.com/rants/my-thoughts-on-popsicles/</link>
		<comments>http://chriscarvache.com/rants/my-thoughts-on-popsicles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Carvache</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[britt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chriscarvache.com/?p=238</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So.... Britt and I were sitting around on a Friday night and decided that we wanted to know who wrote the ridiculous jokes on Popsicle sticks.  After doing a few searches, we came up empty handed.  However, the brilliant people that run the company (which are probably the joke writers as well) put a convenient [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So.... Britt and I were sitting around on a Friday night and decided that we wanted to know who wrote the ridiculous jokes on Popsicle sticks.  After doing a few searches, we came up empty handed.  However, the brilliant people that run the company (which are probably the joke writers as well) put a convenient contact form on their website.  After a thought out letter, here is what we came up with:</p>
<p><span id="more-238"></span></p>
<p><em>Dear Popsicle,</em></p>
<p><em>I am planning on having a child soon.  However my decision to do so directly involves your company and the products that it makes.</em></p>
<p><em>That might sound strange to you but, please rest assured there is a perfectly logical reason for all of this.</em></p>
<p><em>Being that your product is sooooooo popular, my potential child will undoubtedly be exposed to it.  This is a heavy concern to me as the jokes written on the sticks are incredibly stupid and provoke no intelligent thought whatsoever.</em></p>
<p><em>I believe that my child will consume lots of the tasty treats and in turn develop a sense of humor that will eventually lead my second guessing the decision to produce offspring.</em></p>
<p><em>I feel you do our children an injustice by polluting their fragile minds with more toxins than are ingested than a smoker pulling on the most 'flavorful' cigarette available.</em></p>
<p><em>I remember reading these jokes as a kid and thinking that they were the funniest thing on the face of the planet.</em></p>
<p><em>Because of this, my IQ is only slightly higher than a person that suffers from advanced down syndrome.</em></p>
<p><em>I'd appreciate if you could produce a product without all the unnecessary bullshit.  And from one business man to another, you can significantly reduce overhead and maximize revenue by not having these jokes on the Popsicles.</em></p>
<p><em>The ink used to print them is unnecessary and the 'talent' hired to produce these mindless statements of obvious neglect would contribute to our society in a more holistic manner by being unemployed.</em></p>
<p><em> Thank you for your time.  I hope to hear from you very soon!</em></p>
<p><em> ~Chris Carvache</em></p>
<p><em>Esteemed but concerned Popsicle enthusiast.</em></p>
<pre></pre>
<p> </p>
<p>I really hope they respond  ;-)</p>
<pre> 
</pre>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://chriscarvache.com/rants/my-thoughts-on-popsicles/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

